Literature
Secret Life of Voldemort
Secret Life of Voldemort
-contains low level swearing-
Hi.
Okay, so I was just reading some book the other day and it said something about these things called horcruxes, and I was like, what in Godric's name is a horcrux!? So I asked my chemistry teacher and he was like, they're evil and keep you aliveeee so I was like okay I'm gonna try it and live forever! So then I did and I was like the most powerful guy in the world and it was all cool, then I went to visit the kid of this couple, but when I knocked on the door it was open so I walked in but then the guy came and was like, DON'T COME INTO MY HOUSE, but then I accidentally poked him wi